LEGITERALLY

I have to say, I absolutely love disney, and fairy tales, and all that good ish. but I was recently wondering about what would happen if half of this stuff was during present day times. First of all, we have to cast aside all magic. Then we have to add in other people because apparently every princess like lived in the woods or something. But seriously, Sleeping Beaty and Snow White. Both awakened by a stranger’s kiss. That’s friggan weird. I’d be freakin out if that happened. Also Cinderella could have called child services or something. Aladdin, he wouldnt get past any modern day castle security and Belle probs wouldn’t have fallen in love with her kidnapper. Its all just a little weird if you ask me. That is all. 

that people who wore scarves for belts had ceased to exist. The only place i had seen them recently was on Jack Sparrow and people in the Lizzie Mcguire movie. Oh, and some Shakira. My point is though, that unless you are a pirate or my idol, you should not wear a scarf belt… or your child, because I will blame you for bad parenting. Anyways, no, woman in the parking lot, you don’t look good unless you are from 2002.

Dear world ( aka all like 5 of you that read this blog),
I thought that everyone would like to know that I have been at home, dying of zee swine floo for what feels like a year. I know what your thinking, swine flu was soooo2009. Well au contrair pierrre because it’s back and it still stinks but nobody thinks that they’re going to die if the talk to you from across time. So that is one perk to getting swine now. Another perk? Can’t think of one sorry. Ok so anywhhhoooo I have been having some awesome sick adventures That honestly could fill a novel, but I’ll just give you a quick summary. First of all, I totes thought I was getting out of my English quiz but I got dismissed to go to the doctors right after said horrid quiz. Then after I was told that i have swine annnnndddd an ear infection ( which I get like it’s my job) I went home took like a billion different medicines and chilled on my bed doing oh let’s see…. Nothing but be sick and so that was fun. The next day wad a dayy off of school so that wasn’t ok it’s like being sick over the weekend. Anyways I read the first Harry potter book again because you can’t get enough hp. Oh and I took some Nasal spay as I couldn’t breathe through my nose and it was hoorrrrriiibbbblllleeeeeee it was so yucky and i could like taste it and was breathing it in and ew. Just ew. So those were the festivities for yesterday. And so we get to today. I discovered a bunch of awesome temporary tattoos which rocked because they kept me entertained for a while. I want a dragon one…. That’d be cool I only had like flower and smiley ones which are cool I guess but still…. Dragon tat. Sick. Well I should probably start my load of make up work because yupp…. There’s a lot. Soooo yeahkbye. Love , ME!!!!

Ok, I hope this isn’t just me, but I think that babies are redonk. Just like babies in general are really interesting. I have a far more developed mind than a baby and it has taken me like 4 years to learn Spanish, but before little kids even go to school, like pre-k so about 3 or 4 year olds, they have learned HOW TO SPEAK and have like a lot of the english language down pat. So the whole how to speak thing, I’m revisiting that because that’s absolutely insane to me. Like mind-blowing. How do you learn to form new sounds that relate to what you’re thinking when like two days before you were totally content with goo and ga for everything. Also, why is everyone’s first memory from like toddlerhood and not earlier? When I was a baby did I think in the context of like thats good thats bad, I like that I don’t like that? I really want to know these things because that ish is crazy. I want to read a babies mind now. Obvs not with a machine though. Thats no fun. I want the power to read minds. Have you ever been in a group where you introduce yourself and then say what super power you would want and why? Because I’ve actually had that happen multiple times and I always say mind-reading. Because then I could find out what babies think about. I don’t include that part when I play this game though. I don’t want all the people I just met to think I’m weird and I don’t feel like explaining this entire thing so I just avoid the why portion of the question completely. It works out mostly.

Alright sooooo I have recently fallen in love with Ingrid Michaelson and have also rediscovered some great songs. This means that I shall be imposing my taste in music on you now. These are some really good songs that you should give a listen.

• Ingrid Michaelson- The Chain
• Joshua Radin- I’d rather be with you
• Matchbox Twenty- If you’re gone
• The Dixie Chicks- Landslide
• Nine Days- Absolutely (story of a girl)
• Justice- D.A.N.C.E.
• Sixpence None the Richer- Kiss me
• Third Eye Blind- Semi-charmed life
• John Mayer- Daughters
• This Providence- Letdown

They are all really great songs that i never get tired of because they are awesome. Also, I was going to put up like a bunch more songs but they are mostly all by the same artists and I didn’t want to clutter the list but ok ya. Legiterally the best songs ever