August 2011
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June 2011
1 post
Disney Smisney
I have to say, I absolutely love disney, and fairy tales, and all that good ish. but I was recently wondering about what would happen if half of this stuff was during present day times. First of all, we have to cast aside all magic. Then we have to add in other people because apparently every princess like lived in the woods or something. But seriously, Sleeping Beaty and Snow White. Both awakened...
May 2011
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I thought
that people who wore scarves for belts had ceased to exist. The only place i had seen them recently was on Jack Sparrow and people in the Lizzie Mcguire movie. Oh, and some Shakira. My point is though, that unless you are a pirate or my idol, you should not wear a scarf belt… or your child, because I will blame you for bad parenting. Anyways, no, woman in the parking lot, you don’t...
December 2010
4 posts
Piggy flooo
Dear world ( aka all like 5 of you that read this blog),
I thought that everyone would like to know that I have been at home, dying of zee swine floo for what feels like a year. I know what your thinking, swine flu was soooo2009. Well au contrair pierrre because it’s back and it still stinks but nobody thinks that they’re going to die if the talk to you from across time. So...
Congratulations, It's a weirdo.
Ok, I hope this isn’t just me, but I think that babies are redonk. Just like babies in general are really interesting. I have a far more developed mind than a baby and it has taken me like 4 years to learn Spanish, but before little kids even go to school, like pre-k so about 3 or 4 year olds, they have learned HOW TO SPEAK and have like a lot of the english language down pat. So the whole...
check.these.out.
Alright sooooo I have recently fallen in love with Ingrid Michaelson and have also rediscovered some great songs. This means that I shall be imposing my taste in music on you now. These are some really good songs that you should give a listen.
Ingrid Michaelson- The Chain
Joshua Radin- I’d rather be with you
Matchbox Twenty- If you’re gone
The Dixie Chicks- Landslide
Nine Days-...
thatcar asked: ok lyk why would you make fun of the uggs that I ASKED FOR FOR CHRISTMAS i wanted orange because they have vitaman C and are good for you and now i have to burn them FRIENDSHIP: TERMINATED
November 2010
9 posts
UGGLY
I honestly don’t understand the appeal of uggs. Obviously they are super comfy and warm and great, but seriously people? It looks like you just wrapped your foot in fur and painted it after. I honestly don’t mind the crochet ones. they’re stylin’.But only the ones with the buttons…. not these fugly things.
These are gross. It looks like a toddler designed your...
Dr. Seuss = awessoooommmeee →
Oh, I'm a human, raised by humans
Elf is THE ABSOLUTE BEST MOVIE EVER! There is no one that can deny this complete fact. I will watch this movie any day, any amount of times because I never get tired of it. There are so many great quotes I can’t even handle it. The one above is a personal fave, but there are many more.
-from Christmas spirit of course
-do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too?
-can I listen...
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
As today is Thanksgiving, the perfect holiday in which crazy families eat okay food… and a lot of it… and don’t offend anyone by celebrating it, I have decided to make a list of things that I am seriously thankful for.
Turkey
Friends
Family
Chairs
Hair products
iPods
The mall
Sales
Fuzzy socks
Cool hats
The internet
Charades
Sleds
Heating
Comfortable clothing
...
Spring hoarding
Alrightee, so I am the kind of person that stresses out. A lot. Usually when I start to flip out, I just sit down and legiterally do nothing to try to calm down. Well the other day, life decided to rock and make me go insane with stress so I did something crazy and I cleaned my room. At midnight. No big deal. Okay, so not only did I just clean my room, I also de-cluttered my room. (The more I look...
Questions of the day
So, this post was originally intended to be yesterday’s, but my phone was being a poop and wouldn’t let me post it for some reason. Okay well, yesterday and a while before that too, many questions ran through my head. Like, a billion. Some resolved, many not. So here are just ten that I can remember right now.
Can fruit salad be tossed, or is that just lettuce salad?
If I do some...
School ishhh
Okay, so who gave teachers the right to decide if I can have a social life or not? I thought that right was reserved for parents. But seriously, homework is pretty ridiculous. Legiterally it sucks the life out of me. I know it’s supposed to reinforce the lesson or whatever, but I personally usually get the lesson and stop paying attention half way through class anyway. I’ve had classes...
Walkin' and talkin'
There’s definitely a right and wrong side of a road, street, hallway, etc. to walk on. It’s the right side if you were wondering. You can’t deny it. If you are walking on the left side of the hall, you feel like you are doing something wrong like stabbing a baby. It’s seriously unnatural and I personally feel like I’m in everyone’s way when I momentarily walk on...
Opening Statement
Ok so right now, I’m just going to put out some quick thoughts.
Dear rear-end, thank you oh so much for inspiring me to make a blog of my own, and thanks for the shout out on your blog! Love, koi pond
I really hope that people who read this will like it, but if they don’t, well, sucks for them I don’t really care.
I’ve never blogged before so, forgive me if i suck at...