LEGITERALLY

Walkin’ and talkin’

There’s definitely a right and wrong side of a road, street, hallway, etc. to walk on. It’s the right side if you were wondering. You can’t deny it. If you are walking on the left side of the hall, you feel like you are doing something wrong like stabbing a baby. It’s seriously unnatural and I personally feel like I’m in everyone’s way when I momentarily walk on the left. I also give peole who walk by me the death stare when they walk on the wrong side. They should feel horrible for doing so and getting in my way. People had this figured out back in the day when cars and roads were invented. YOU DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD FOR A REASON! It’s so you don’t crash into anyone going the opposite direction because then peole would die. And who knows? Maybe if you accidently crash into someone thats walking the wrong way, one of you will die, and walking on the left side is to blame for this unfortunate happening. So, in conclusion, next time you think about walking on the left side, think about what a horrible person you are, how you might kill someone, and how you are equal to a baby stabber in my book.


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