LEGITERALLY

So, this post was originally intended to be yesterday’s, but my phone was being a poop and wouldn’t let me post it for some reason. Okay well, yesterday and a while before that too, many questions ran through my head. Like, a billion. Some resolved, many not. So here are just ten that I can remember right now.

1. Can fruit salad be tossed, or is that just lettuce salad?
2. If I do some long division, have I divided longly or long divided?
3. Why did fanny packs go out of style? Too useful perhaps?
4. Why are there exceptions to rules in languages? Didn’t the same people make the rule and the language? Were they like, “this rule is too simple, we should confuse people now”?
5. If rebellion becomes the norm and you go against the norm, are you still a rebel?
6. Why do people trust the Mayan calendar so much? If they were so smart, why did they dissapear?
7. When will people learn the difference between irony and coincidence? Can there be like a whole class on it or something please? It would help.
8. Why do white boards, gel pens, and graph paper never cease to entertain me?
9. How do babies learn stuff like talking? Think about it. It’s insane.
10. Why do people care so much about whether the chicken or the egg came first? All I know is that they are both here now and pretty delicious.

Yeah, that’s that.