Oh, I’m a human, raised by humans
Elf is THE ABSOLUTE BEST MOVIE EVER! There is no one that can deny this complete fact. I will watch this movie any day, any amount of times because I never get tired of it. There are so many great quotes I can’t even handle it. The one above is a personal fave, but there are many more.
-from Christmas spirit of course
-do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too?
-can I listen to your necklace?
-passion fruit spray?
- candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup
-but things worked out okay, they gave me a restraining order
-so do you want to go eat food?
-buddy chopped it down in the park
-bye buddy! I hope you find your dad!
-congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee!
-you should be on a Christmas card
-buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?
-the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
There are so many more but these are a few of the best. Go watch elf right now. Immediately. Asap. Quickly. Run real fast. Go. Do it. At this very moment. Stop reading this. Go watch elf. Best movie ever. Quote the movie while your family watches it. You’ll be super popular. No one will get mad. Are you still reading and not watching elf? You’re doing something wrong if you finish reading this. GO WATCH ELF!!!!!!!!!! ytjchjsjcyhdhcsa. Weyjovgvxdgcycjhbi.b,jyfmhfxhmfxngdzngshgfyrxtymchfcgdxhfxgfcyfchgcgfc you wouldn’t have even noticed that if you listened to my advice earlier. I’m dissapointed in you. Okay, well I’m too upset to write any more. Goodbye.
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