LEGITERALLY

Ok, I hope this isn’t just me, but I think that babies are redonk. Just like babies in general are really interesting. I have a far more developed mind than a baby and it has taken me like 4 years to learn Spanish, but before little kids even go to school, like pre-k so about 3 or 4 year olds, they have learned HOW TO SPEAK and have like a lot of the english language down pat. So the whole how to speak thing, I’m revisiting that because that’s absolutely insane to me. Like mind-blowing. How do you learn to form new sounds that relate to what you’re thinking when like two days before you were totally content with goo and ga for everything. Also, why is everyone’s first memory from like toddlerhood and not earlier? When I was a baby did I think in the context of like thats good thats bad, I like that I don’t like that? I really want to know these things because that ish is crazy. I want to read a babies mind now. Obvs not with a machine though. Thats no fun. I want the power to read minds. Have you ever been in a group where you introduce yourself and then say what super power you would want and why? Because I’ve actually had that happen multiple times and I always say mind-reading. Because then I could find out what babies think about. I don’t include that part when I play this game though. I don’t want all the people I just met to think I’m weird and I don’t feel like explaining this entire thing so I just avoid the why portion of the question completely. It works out mostly.