LEGITERALLY

Dear world ( aka all like 5 of you that read this blog),
I thought that everyone would like to know that I have been at home, dying of zee swine floo for what feels like a year. I know what your thinking, swine flu was soooo2009. Well au contrair pierrre because it’s back and it still stinks but nobody thinks that they’re going to die if the talk to you from across time. So that is one perk to getting swine now. Another perk? Can’t think of one sorry. Ok so anywhhhoooo I have been having some awesome sick adventures That honestly could fill a novel, but I’ll just give you a quick summary. First of all, I totes thought I was getting out of my English quiz but I got dismissed to go to the doctors right after said horrid quiz. Then after I was told that i have swine annnnndddd an ear infection ( which I get like it’s my job) I went home took like a billion different medicines and chilled on my bed doing oh let’s see…. Nothing but be sick and so that was fun. The next day wad a dayy off of school so that wasn’t ok it’s like being sick over the weekend. Anyways I read the first Harry potter book again because you can’t get enough hp. Oh and I took some Nasal spay as I couldn’t breathe through my nose and it was hoorrrrriiibbbblllleeeeeee it was so yucky and i could like taste it and was breathing it in and ew. Just ew. So those were the festivities for yesterday. And so we get to today. I discovered a bunch of awesome temporary tattoos which rocked because they kept me entertained for a while. I want a dragon one…. That’d be cool I only had like flower and smiley ones which are cool I guess but still…. Dragon tat. Sick. Well I should probably start my load of make up work because yupp…. There’s a lot. Soooo yeahkbye. Love , ME!!!!